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unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

(via covocal)

“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off

(Source: thepretendr, via fake-mermaid)

alt-j:

why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole

(via bastille)